March 2010
February 2010
This time next month, I'll be sitting in a Vegas...
Little Freak - Usher ft. Nicki Minaj
Telephone - Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce
Patron Tequila - Paradiso Girls ft. Eve and Lil Jon
Black & Blue (Savage Remix) - Miike Snow
Tik Tok - Ke$ha
Starstruck - Lady Gaga ft. Space Cowboy and Flo Rida
Bottle Pop - Pussycat Dolls
If I - Justin Timberlake
Might Like You Better - Amanda Blank
Bartender - Tpain
Radar - Britney Spears
Blindfold Me -...
REBLOG IF you find bruises or cuts on your body...
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Every weekend…….
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“I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of...”
– Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
Just in case you can't already tell...
I pretty much loathe the Twilight series. I have friends that have read it and love it, only to despise it due to the tweenie babies raving on about how amazing it is, meanwhile lusting after Edward Cullen as if he were real, failing to realize he is fictional and played by Robert Pattinson.
But I’m not in that boat. I just hate Twilight.
The Twilight book series is a fused mutation of...
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“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
– Mark Twain (via junglejustine)
REBLOG IF you use a different word when you can't...
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Guilty.
Last night:
philassophy:
Vagabond: Hey Ladies Us: Hi Vagabond: Can I ask you something? Us: Sure, what? Vagabond: Do you like anchovies? Us: No Vagabond: Cool, wanna fuck?
Totally forgot about this! Hahaha that was hilarious. His friends liked us, saying, “Haha, I like them. They can take a joke.” They had a beeeautiful pitbull with them too. So I guess this is why I had the word anchovies...
life mantra.
iamblessed:
“She’s not the type of girl to wait by the phone, she won’t cry, she knows it’ll get her nowhere, she’ll laugh a lot and often, and she will live her own life. She would like you to be a part of it, but she will do just fine without you.”
— (via poeticheartache)
Precisely.
World War II in HD on The History Channel.
Learn something, watch this shit.
Avoid being a whore FAIL.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(212): ok so I’m texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren’t you proud? (1-212): this is Aaron, hi.
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Charles Bukowski
“Human relationships are strange. I mean you were with one person for a while, eating and sleeping and living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together, and then it stopped. Then there was a short period when you weren’t with anybody, then another woman arrived, and you ate with her and you fucked her, and it all seemed so normal, as if you had been waiting just...
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The average American consumes enough caffeine in...
Hmm… good to know.
Wore my Goonies shirt today,
and how fitting that it’s playing as I’m writing this research synthesis paper. How hot is Josh Brolin in this movie?
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...”
– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Speak truth Einstein!! :)
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"She decided to sock me and my goldfish Sammy away...
If We Ever Meet Again - Timbaland ft. Katy Perry
...
633. EDWARD CULLEN IS SO WHITE BECAUSE THERE IS NO...
(via gotwisdom)
This just in:
Taxidermy is creepy as shit.
