December 2010
i hate it when -
orangieporangiepuddingpie:
When I’m dancing like
and some creep comes up behind me and dances like
And I turn around like
And he’s like
And I’m like
And I walk away like
And he play’s it off like
and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like
And I’m like
and I go over to him and we start dancing like
and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like
And the rejected guy...
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I'm watching Campus PD on G4
…And I think it’s total crap how these cops treat Marijuana as if it’s crystal meth. -____-
Do people even understand the difference between weed and every other drug out there? Including over the counter drugs?
Ridiculous.
November 2010
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The world gets exponentially smaller with every...
I am suffocating.
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Introspection: Relationships Are Overrated →
theren:
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I hate the whole social stigma that revolves around being “single”. Why do people want to be in a relationship so bad? I mean, I get it. Of course you want someone to share your life with, to be there with you through thick and thin, to give your everything to and receive their everything. That’s cool. But I don’t understand how you can do that if you don’t love yourself...
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I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern...
– Oscar Wilde (via enchanting)
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danielholter:
“Is it good for the world to worship a deity that takes sides in wars and human affairs, to appeal to our fear and to our guilt — is it good for the world? To terrify children with the image of hell … to consider women an inferior creation. Is that good for the world? This is what I do whether I’m sick or not. (Religion) is still the main argument.”
— Hitchens’ opening remarks in...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(570): Who would win… a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now.
UGH I can’t even decide
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Sapiosexual
amysticvelvet:
esdeez:
Sapiosexual (n): a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others. (adj): of, or relating to, finding intellectual stimulation sexually arousing.
(via ellib)
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michelle-my-belle:
“We reward people a lot for being rich, for being famous, for being cute, for being thin… one of the values I think we need to instill in our country, in our children, is a sense of ‘usefulness’, in other words, are we useful, are we making other peoples’ lives a little bit better?”
— Barack Obama (via corruptpolitics)
Living in a world where the irrational, brainless, and...
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Italian Matthew Gray Gubler doppleganger… And I STILL managed to keep it together. *swoon
I have a party bus-winery rendezvous to attend in a few hours. I can sleep when I’m dead. Because my poor livers gonna give out…
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SECRETFRIENDS.
During my high school years, many people didn’t realize just how close my friend Katrina and I were. In fact, it wasn’t even until after high school that some people realized, if they realized at all, just how much we hung out.
Having said that, throughout my college career I think it’s pretty safe to say that I have grown to befriend people that many of my high school peers...
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This hairy turd is one of the dumbest motherfuckers in the history of dumb motherfuckers.
Spencer: I don’t let her go on TV, no computers. The only thing Heidi does is read and write poetry, pray… Heidi: And read books Spencer: and pet puppies… She is logged out of The Matrix.
*DR. SEUSS AND THE RAINBOW FISH DON’T COUNT HEIDI.
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There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
– Aldous Huxley (via mohandaskgandhi)