February 2010
“Hey there, Senator Pelosi. You’re the speaker of the house? Well, I hope you’re a screamer in the bedroom. I wanna introduce something to the floor.. it’s called.. your panties.”
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Do your own thing, wherever you have to do it and whenever you want. Drop out....
– Hippie Code (via jennylove) (via junglejustine)
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In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It’s a...
– Don Draper (via sade) (via junglejustine)
January 2010
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can’t mix up seasonal people with lifetime expectations…
– (via ahlecks)
It’s a damn shame when you expect the best out of people and set your standards high (because why would you bother being in a genuine friendship/relationship with someone if it isn’t the creme de la creme, or the cream of the crop, anyway?) only to be disappointed because...
20 Secrets Men Keep →
Oh reallyyy, now? Interestinggg………
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There are people who deserve you and people who don’t. If you have someone in...
I've developed a love for the colors gray, black,...
This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr… She is Grandfather’s Seeing Eye bitch....
– Alex, Everything Is Illuminated (Movie)
Awesome movie. Funny. Sad. Amazing.
Many girls want to be carnal with me because I’m such a premium dancer.
– Alex, Everything Is Illuminated (Movie)
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Rainbow badge of gayness
Pam: flippin love you, no homo. I never have bullshit with you. Which is awesome.
Lyla: yes homo. hahah .......you be bullshittin when you say no homo. hurts my feelings!
Pam: hahahaha jk
Lyla: haha
Pam: its flaming gaylords homo!
Lyla: rainbow badge of gayness, dammit!
Pam: covered in glitter dripping in style homo!
Lyla: like flutterry fingers, and lisping when we scream fabulous, homo!
Pam: ..........you had me at lisping.
Lyla: HAHAHAHA
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he...
– Oscar Wilde.
There’s always something comforting about hiding behind anonymity. Or should I say cowardice?
I thouroughly hate:
when people invade my space and/or use my things without my permission or consent.
I’m guessing this is all due to my having so little while growing up and forming the need to protect what’s “mine” as I was able to acquire more things. But, despite however selfish I may be or come across, I feel it is only common courtesy to mind your own business and not to touch other...
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty...
– Elizabeth Taylor (via junglejustine)
I cannot sleep.
I will resort to eating grapes and chips and salsa. UGGGGH
txtsfrmlstnght:
(262): dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five (1-262): bitch
Love is the free exercise of choice. Two people love each other only when they...
– -The road less traveled (M Scott Peck)
(via missswastiana)
(via quote-book)
This is how it SHOULD be, all of you clingy, controlling, attention whores out there. -___-
Fast and the Furious: Youza Slut
txtsfrmlstnght:
(413): I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date. (215): You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.