August 2009
numnumnumnumnum!
(763): I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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HMSX 320 - Sex and Relationships.
Our class of over 500 students took a survey. The question was:
Do you believe there is one person on this earth meant especially for you?
a. Yes
b. No.
After 3 minutes, our Professor revealed the results: the class was split almost completely in half, with just a difference of about 3.
I answered No.
I would be the girl.
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear “Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses.” Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said “Here, you’re repaid.” FML
That you do, Rico Suave. That you do. -_-
(253): Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside… I need to learn how to flirt
This is what friends do:
- Kat 07: Be sure to wear ur chastity belt...unlock requires some nintendo combo bs.
- itspam: tekken 3. or streetfighers.
- Kat 07: Omg. Youre gonna have a boyfriend.
- itspam: woah. woah. lets not get ahead of ourselves here. i said tekken 3. and/or streetfighters. breaking into this shit aint easy!
Edward Scissorhands.
- Edward: I knew it was Jim's house.
- Kim: You did? Well then why'd you do it?
- Edward: Cus you asked me to.
