January 2012
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I realize full well how hard it must be to go on...
Murakami
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01/22/12 - Napa Winetasting and Mustard Making
Lady at our table: So have you guys gone to any other events or wine tastings?
P: Yea... This is our second. I actually met him at the first one.
(Later)
Guide: You don't wanna fill out the form? ...You have a chance to win a free bottle of wine
Us: Mmm.. no.
N: I think we'll give someone else a chance to win... She (referring to me) already won.
P: .............. -___-
Man at our table: (overhears) AWWWW!!
P: -____-
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Never to go on trips with anyone you do not love.
– Hemingway
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Generally, by the time you are real, most of your hair has been loved off, and...
– “The Velveteen Rabbit” by Margery Williams
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OK funny guy; wrong movie, and wrong title
P: Have you seen Avatar?.. You've seen it right?
N: Yea. Avatar --the last windbreaker?
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There’s good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much...
– Kurt Cobain’s Suicide Note
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When your favorite song comes on, right when...
heyfunniest:
Every time.
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